A Florida woman with an unusual name was recently arrested for possession of drugs.
Coincidentally, Crystal Methvin was arrested by the St. Augustine Police Department for possession of crystal meth.
This calls for a “Thanks, mom”:
Methvin has faced drug charges more than a dozen times before dating back to 1998.
Unfortunately, the joke ends there:
Douglas Michael Nickerson was also arrested for drug possession.
Nothing at all amusing about Doug M. Doug.