“It’s handicapped my acting because people won’t hire me. They Google ‘Jonah Falcon’ and then say, ‘We can’t use him he’s known for his penis size.’
“It’s definitely harmed my career — I have two casting director friends who have told me so.”
I might have felt sorrier for Jonah except:
- The organ in question is reliably reported to max out at 13.5 inches;
- He said “It relegates me into doing smaller parts.”
“There are no small parts — only small actors,” said Stanislavski, though admittedly he died in 1938, long before Falcon’s birth.