Strange search-engine queries (647)

On the off-chance that you’ve managed to avoid not seeing this feature, please be advised that it’s not particularly complicated: we look at search strings that point to this site, and we print the ones with the greatest (if any) comedic potential. Nothing special, really, but it seems to work.

“three armed man and three breasted woman”:  Together, an example of nature in balance.

hp “900 pages left”:  Figure at least three ink cartridges and one jam.

users have found ways to hack ink cartridges printers and the system registry to get rid of the time stamp software that forces them to buy new ink cartridges:  Don’t try this on an HP with a 900-page print job pending.

big cog small cog:  Like “good cop, bad cop,” except for robots.

“pantyhose for penis”:  Just don’t come running to me when you have to go to the bathroom.

i wrote haikus about cannibalism in your yearbook torrent:  You wrote all that stuff, the lines about roasting Gramps? You go straight to hell.

ponies drink:  Rainbow Dash has been known to hoist a cider or two.

washed my capital 1 credit card and now i can not read the cvv2 code on the back:  You’ll never make it in money laundering, kid.

i have seen you somewhere:  Nice to know I was somewhere at the time.

when to include the dollar sign:  When it makes no cents otherwise.

“conservatives rooms are tidy”:  Did you have a warrant to examine the premises?

why do we need rocks:  Sedimentary, my dear Watson.


  1. fillyjonk »

    25 June 2018 · 7:04 am

    “Why do we need rocks”

    Maud Pie: *takes deep breath*…

  2. Dan T. »

    25 June 2018 · 7:13 pm

    You can lead a pony to water…

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