Spammer claims to read

This, of course, is bologna, and not the good kind that you can stick between two slices of bread. Thia is the kind that you can jolly well shove three-quarters of the way into your fundament:

I often visit your website and have noticed that you don’t update it often. More frequent updates will give your blog higher rank & authority in google. I know that writing content takes a lot of time, but you can always help yourself with miftolo’s tools which will shorten the time of creating an article to a few seconds.

Yeah, yeah, we’ve seen your farging tools.

The proffered link, to, of course is 404. They expect you to search for this crap yourself, and then be grateful enough to pay for it, probably via some cryptocurrency. Feel free to block, since there’s no chance anything worthwhile will ever come from that IP.


  1. McGehee »

    26 June 2018 · 7:39 am

    Well, he’s got a point — your blog doesn’t update every three seconds, which is just about the extent of his attention span.

  2. Dan T. »

    26 June 2018 · 7:51 am

    I don’t know of any other blog that updates as regularly as yours.

  3. Roger O Green »

    26 June 2018 · 8:58 am

    I was going to say, why DON’T you update more often? You’ve had the same article up top for maybe 6 hours; shocking.

  4. CGHill »

    26 June 2018 · 9:14 am

    I do occasionally try to sleep.

  5. McGehee »

    26 June 2018 · 9:52 am

    There are times I don’t update my blog for almost a week. Probably they don’t bother me because they realize it takes longer to write posts by chiseling them onto stone tablets.

  6. Jay »

    26 June 2018 · 12:06 pm

    Seems the only time I get spam like that, or spam of any kind, is when I post something new. Since I only post a few times a year, I seldom get messages saying I should post more often.

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