Welcome to Monday, to July, and to the second half of the year. Please have exact change. Comimg up: a sampling of the search strings that somehow lead to this site if you drill far enough, and these people evidently did.
geez its warm: Yeah, July is like that. (Not available in Australia.)
the worst snowstorm ever: No, July is not like that. (Perhaps in Australia.)
little kid sextube: Um, we don’t do that here. Kids have it hard enough without having to deal with pervs.
transmission problems with a 1989 Ford Probe: Issues with a nearly-30-year-old car? Do tell.
wells fargo credit card and 651 fico score: And that’s why you’re driving a nearly-30-year-old car.
“void is life”: That’s what happens with a nearly-30-year-old car, especially during rush hour.
puke green: Of all the colors of bodily functions, this was the one you’d see most often in 1970s kitchens.
like germans: Doesn’t everybody like Germans? I mean, this isn’t 1944
waxing less frontal nudity: Actually, in my experience, frontal nudity encourages at least some people to wax more.
fowl mouths: It’s those goddamn ducks again, isn’t it?
taco bell hiring: My favorite spot for meeting intimidating hipster girls.