What we have here, in case you hadn’t seen it before, is a sampling of search strings which eventually lead to this site, assuming the searcher dug down a bit but not a whole lot. (Normally, ten pages of results will be about as much as anyone is willing to persevere.)
As the four winners of the grade-school spelling bee posed for a picture, each was recollecting over: where the heck they find words like “eleemosynary.”
james lileks lingerie: Far as I know, he doesn’t wear such things.
lookin like a fool with your plants on the ground: Sorry, can’t get ’em to grow in the air.
ford f250 buzzer goes off when you go faster than 76 mph: It’s Ford’s way of telling you you’re entering the Five Miles Per Gallon Zone.
pantyhose heel dipping of asian stewartess: No wonder you made such a fuss about getting an aisle seat.
2002 saab 9-3 problem oil light comes on after driving it for 10-20 miles is it sludge related? Usually, if the oil light comes on, you have more immediate issues than mere sludge buildup.
archie veronica enema: This is one of Reggie’s tricks, isn’t it?
“walks around the house naked”: I can imagine Veronica doing that, though maybe not Betty.
niece/booth gunfight 1906 guymon okla: What, did someone see her walking around the house naked?
borsalino hat california: According to legend, someone got shot while wearing nothing but the hat.
when he thinks about you less: I dunno. Have you tried walking around the house in just a hat?
“blue headstone”: Figure on an extra $600 in the funeral bill.