Trojan horsing around

I mean, it’s not like they’re expensive or anything:

We have entered a sad, sad world of stupidity when the CDC has to issue a warning that one should not wash out a condom and reuse it. I only hope these losers are recycling their own rubbers and not random old ones they found tossed out at the park down by the river.

Maybe this will work:

No, we don’t.

2 comments

  1. fillyjonk »

    4 August 2018 · 7:57 am

    There’s being frugal, and then there’s being stupid.

  2. McGehee »

    4 August 2018 · 8:54 am

    Reminds me of a very old joke about a condom. Scottish soldier brings it in for repair, and the repairman looks it over and quotes a price, but notes that it would be cheaper to just buy a new one.

    The soldier says he’ll need time to think about it, and leaves.

    The next day he returns and announces, “Ye’ve convinced us, mon. The rrregiment has decided to rrreplace.”

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