Do not taunt Happy Fun Bison

He will not be amused:

At least the wiseguy wasn’t actually gored. Not all dumb humans are so fortunate.

Addendum: Bozo arrested, prompting this Fark headline: Man arrested for taunting buffalo. That’s just mean, they’re obviously in a rebuilding year.

4 comments

  1. McGehee »

    5 August 2018 · 11:04 am

    Dances With Buffalo was tracked down and arrested in Glacier National Park and hauled back to Yellowstone for trial.

    Maybe they should have let him take his act to Denali, where the grizzlies are a tad less good-natured.

  2. fillyjonk »

    5 August 2018 · 2:23 pm

    And yet another story where, as they say “Alcohol was involved.” Though I suspect some people don’t need to consume dumb levels in order to be dumb.

  3. Roger O Green »

    6 August 2018 · 10:03 am

    To be crude: isn’t a basic rule of thumb ‘Don’t be an @$$#013’?

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    6 August 2018 · 11:41 pm

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