Search-engine use makes up a substantial part of my personal computing, and probably of yours as well. All queries are essentially equal, according to the servers, which do not pass judgment on such things. However, some of them are weirder than others, as a quick look through some of the search strings that land here will quickly demonstrate.
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do liberals have more abortions than conservatives? Maybe. Conservatives, however, are less likely to brag about it.
message in a pothole: And that message is: quit awarding pavement contracts to the lowest bidder all the time.
kendall was always a little freaky: You’re saying that like it’s a bad thing.
alpharetta conspiracies strange locations: As though Alpharetta itself wasn’t strange enough.
the bad news birds: Is this a Hitchcock prequel?
“frog ecosystem” delaware buy: It’s a simple system: you get toad away, and you get fined.
dilatancy genitals sex movie: Don’t most sex movies involve some sort of genitals?
is it bad to puke green with white dots in it: Even without white dots in it.
everything causes cancer: Well, yeah, but not everything makes you puke green with white dots in it.
what the fuck is a grape nut: (1) It’s not a grape; (2) it’s not a nut.