No secrets here

“Inspect my bag? Well, I suppose so, if you insist. You won’t be surprised, though.”

This bag contains a gun, a bomb, a very large knife and loads of drugs

At least there’s nothing dangerous, like hairspray.

(Swiped from Kim du Toit.)


  1. fillyjonk »

    9 August 2018 · 3:53 pm

    I think that t-shirt that had the text of the Fourth Amendment (and there was a version where allegedly the text only showed up in the “porno scanners”) would be more my style. Too much chance of some TSA agent with a chip on his shoulder deciding he was gonna take the bag’s text literally, and you wind up in cavity-search hell and miss your flight.

  2. CGHill »

    9 August 2018 · 5:29 pm

    Let us pause for a moment and contemplate the likelihood of a TSA agent recognizing the Fourth Amendment.

    Okay, that’s enough.

  3. Joseph Hertzlinger »

    11 August 2018 · 10:47 pm

    It might have had something really dangerous … like a plastic straw.

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