By now, we’re past the dog days of summer, but some of us, remembering the terriers of our youth, keep on digging for the few, the funny, the least-explicable search terms that bring people to this site, or at least to within sight of this site.
Cody buys a soda that offers another soda free if he is lucky. The cap reads ‘1 in 6 wins!’, meaning: When he doesn’t win, he buys a whole six-pack.
buy toyota save japan: What happens if we buy Fiat Chrysler?
gougery sung: This is the division of Samsung that sets prices on cell phones.
abcd goldfish: Prototype for One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
how to have a polite political discussion: Set your time machine for A.D. 1817.
how to drive a automatic 3 stroke: Three-stroke? And I thought rotary engines were weird.
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how to bury bad press: Contrive to have something worse happen.
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slut asked for it: Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that, pal.
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Who said, “I couldn’t possibly fail to disagree with you less”? I did. See? It’s right there on the sidebar.