Coming out in the wash

Or, um, something to that effect:

A University of Central Oklahoma professor has been accused of exposing himself at a laundromat.

William Franklin Stockwell, 67, was charged Monday in Oklahoma County District Court with a felony count of indecent exposure and a misdemeanor count of acts resulting in gross injury. If convicted, Stockwell could spend years in prison.

Stockwell was arrested Aug. 7 after Edmond police received a report that he had dropped his pants in front of a woman and her child, revealing his buttocks, according to a court affidavit. The incident occurred at the Edmond Laundromat at 317 E 2nd St.

Most exciting thing that’s happened in Edmond in weeks.

I shudder to think what might have prompted this, um, revelation.

4 comments

  1. Dull »

    22 August 2018 · 10:46 am

    Cheeky bloke.

  2. fillyjonk »

    22 August 2018 · 10:47 am

    “Note to self: don’t moon anybody”

  3. McGehee »

    22 August 2018 · 12:03 pm

    “Additional note to self: what’s okay to do in your laundry room at home isn’t necessarily okay to do in a public laundromat.”

  4. fillyjonk »

    22 August 2018 · 3:38 pm

    Honestly, I am not a super-genius or anything but the way this week has gone for some professors at larger and allegedly-more-prestigious institutions than mine, I LOOK like a super-genius by comparison. Or at least someone with common sense.

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