Or, um, something to that effect:
A University of Central Oklahoma professor has been accused of exposing himself at a laundromat.
William Franklin Stockwell, 67, was charged Monday in Oklahoma County District Court with a felony count of indecent exposure and a misdemeanor count of acts resulting in gross injury. If convicted, Stockwell could spend years in prison.
Stockwell was arrested Aug. 7 after Edmond police received a report that he had dropped his pants in front of a woman and her child, revealing his buttocks, according to a court affidavit. The incident occurred at the Edmond Laundromat at 317 E 2nd St.
Most exciting thing that’s happened in Edmond in weeks.
I shudder to think what might have prompted this, um, revelation.