This weekly feature is based on a simple premise: there are people sitting in front of their computers looking for stuff, and sometimes that stuff is kind of weird.
does porn make you stupid: No, but it assumes you probably are.
what rhymes with gosh: All sorts of bosh.
in this clip, we see 13-month-old felana trying to climb up the wrong end of a slide repeatedly: It would be many years before she would become a Senator.
the elder statesman hats: Surprisingly, they don’t look like anyone’s genitalia.
lucerne driver’s seat molding cracked: All we know from this is that somewhere there’s a Buick owner with a fat ass.
“oklahoma journal” newspaper 1992 july 10th: Good luck with that. The Journal closed down in 1980.
we be looky to buy home in alexandria in egypt: Good luck with that. What was left of the library closed down in 391.
dakota fanning’s panty and bra pics: Yeah, it wouldn’t be Monday without someone looking for some rude celebrity pictures.
how do movie stunt cars burn rubber: They use trained professionals, the sort that, well, aren’t you.
200 lb leopard vs 120 lb wrestler: The wrestler gets his face eaten.
macho grande: I would have thought you’d have gotten over that by now.
i think you need a beer: I think you may be right.