This would be hilarious, were it not so pathetic:
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You splay-footed oaf! I was doing daily blogging while you were still nursing.
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What contact form?
Does there exist anywhere an example of an opt-out request being granted?
Oh, and “plastic” content: the clod hung that spam on a post in which the word “plastic” appears in the title.