Me and my light schedule

This would be hilarious, were it not so pathetic:

Love the plastic content on your site! You know, most websites get traffic from their blog, and we feel that you could use a little boost, since you are not blogging weekly yet.

Blogging takes a lot of time, and we have just the team to come up with great content you need.

You can have your new article to post on dustbury.com starting at $10 in as little as 5 days!

Check out our work and reviews here.

You splay-footed oaf! I was doing daily blogging while you were still nursing.

You are receiving this email because the contact form at dustbury.com is open to the public.

If you like to opt-out of future communications from us, please submit your request here.

What contact form?

Does there exist anywhere an example of an opt-out request being granted?

Oh, and “plastic” content: the clod hung that spam on a post in which the word “plastic” appears in the title.

4 comments

  1. fillyjonk »

    19 September 2018 · 11:54 am

    “We’re sending you this e-mail because you’ve not locked down your site so tightly that only people with a Q clearance can read it”

    Feh.

    (Though I admit I wish someone would pay me $10 an article to write stuff. I’m such a Johnsonian blockhead, I do it for free)

  2. nightfly »

    19 September 2018 · 12:27 pm

    There’s other Fantastic Plastic on offer that might interest you.

  3. McGehee »

    19 September 2018 · 12:57 pm

    I do have a contact form, on WordPress.com, but…

    Hmm, maybe I’d better check the lint filter over there. BRB.

  4. Roger O Green »

    19 September 2018 · 4:04 pm

    I don’t blog often enough, every 4th spam message tells me,
    BAD blogger!

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