No more Mr. Rice Guy

And how long did it take to count all those grains, do you think?

Do not eat my lunch I have 7 shrimp and 4,377 rice

Oh, surely longer than that.

(From Bits and Pieces via Miss Cellania.)

3 comments »

  1. fillyjonk »

    12 October 2018 · 10:51 am

    How tempting it would be to open that and remove one “rice” (grain of rice? Or maybe “rie,” similar to “one die, two dice”?) and see if he notices.

    I mean, someone like that is just ASKING to be low-level messed with, in the time-honored sibling “I’m not touching you!” (as you hover your finger 1/4″ from their shoulder) way.

  2. Chuck »

    12 October 2018 · 11:29 am

    Color me happy.

  3. Mark Alger »

    14 October 2018 · 6:13 am

    Sounds like a bluff to me.

    M

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