What does it mean if your search string appears here? Not so much, really; it means only that we saw it, and thought it was a tad less dull than the usual stuff we get around here.
what to do while waiting for 911 ambulance: Try not to bleed?
“the runaway american dream”: Being able to afford an ambulance when you need one.
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what snakes live in drains: The ones that cost $300 to remove.
stupid minds think alike: Not so. Some of them don’t think at all.
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“plumper wearing black opaque tights”: Not that men are all that picky.
origin of polish jokes: Hint: it wasn’t Latvia.
what people like about winter: It usually goes away in about 90 days.
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