What is the opposite of “Equestria”? Would you believe “Florida”?
A 21-year-old man from Citra, Fla. was arrested after he reportedly had sex four times in one week with a miniature horse.
Nicholas Sardo was seen having sex with a miniature horse named Jackie G in a pasture on a family member’s property, authorities said.
Four times in a week? That pretty much eliminates the possibility of spur-of-the-moment desire. And if that didn’t, this would:
In the release sent out by the Marion County Sheriff’s Office, Sardo told deputies that he used a condom so that he wouldn’t contract a disease from the horse.
If I owned this horse, I’d worry she’d contract a disease from Florida Man.