Yahoo! Answers is replete with people who want to cover their tracks. One or two of them might even have wound up here, looking for God knows what. (And God knows, even if your mom doesn’t. Yet.)
nazi schmatzi: Don’t be stupid, be a smarty.
hitler’s valet what he saw of hitler’s enemas & farts: Don’t be gaseous, don’t be farty.
white balance tools: All in all, it’s just a section of wall.
sarcastic wit vs clown wit: The clowns wear bigger shoes.
there doesn’t seem to be anyone around 70: Obviously you’ve never been to my workplace.
there’s a spammer on your aim: Better than a zombie on your lawn.
fake amazon email referencing cancelled order: If you know it’s fake, why even read it?
why vanquis denied transaction online: I have no idea. Have you been credited for that fake Amazon cancellation?
smuggling in malaysia penal code: Depends on what’s being smuggled. Used to be, they’d execute you for drug trafficking.
females getting groped: Not by you, we hope.
what is it called when you peel off the white stuff off a orange: Time to wash your hands.