Hey, kids, what time is it?
Yeah, you’re right. It’s too damn early in the morning. But we gotta get these search strings out.
Gasa pebkac loan: You can borrow money for that these days?
it’s not like you can’t find it online: Although some of you manifestly can’t.
does the chevrolet impala still have a 3000.00 cash incentive: I can hardly remember a time when it didn’t.
yaks tibet catskill game farm ny: Where they’re no doubt yakking it up.
results of fake smile project: A five-year renewal for Fox & Friends.
fallible memory: I have one of those. Or do I?
sharedintense porn: None of that relaxing solo stuff.
supermodel diet plan: Eat anything you want until you reach 100 calories. Then stop until the next day.
lost bet “you’re naked”: I did indeed lose a bet of that sort. With the expected results, of course.
cute lil booger: Well, not while it’s just hanging there.
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why twitter anyways? Damned if I know.