Get those halls decked, stat

So what is this “gay apparel” business, anyway? Erin Palette has the specifications:

Gay Apparel
Light Armor

  • Aura: Faint illusion
  • Caster Level: 4th
  • Cost: 1,151 gp

Gay Apparel is a masterwork reinforced tunic of red, green and white, usually decorated with bells and festive designs of snowflakes, candy canes and reindeer. Because it is essentially a shirt, Gay Apparel can be donned (or removed) as a Move Action (there is no “don hastily” option for Gay Apparel).

When worn by anyone possessing bardic performance, Gay Apparel grants the Lingering Performance feat. When worn by anyone with at least one rank in Perform: Sing, it grants the use of the Basic Harmony teamwork feat even if they lack the prerequisites.

Construction Requirements: Craft Magic Arms and Armor, Basic Harmony, Lingering Performance, Auditory Hallucination.

And a fa-la-la to you all.

3 comments

  1. Dan T. »

    25 December 2018 · 12:17 pm

    If you’re not gay, are you committing cultural appropriation by donning it?

  2. CGHill »

    25 December 2018 · 12:28 pm

    Stop that. Were it not for cultural appropriation, the Jews would have nowhere to go for Chinese food today.

  3. McGehee »

    25 December 2018 · 2:00 pm

    Gaaaaaaaaaaay!

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