A woman scorned

And apparently there’s a very good reason for this:

A woman accused of bombarding a man with 65,000 text messages after a single date is now believed to have sent more than twice that amount.

According to court documents obtained by the Arizona Republic, then 31-year-old Jaqueline Ades, of Phoenix, sent the victim more than 159,000 texts — many of them threatening — over a 10-month period starting in July 2017.

“I’d wear ur fascia n the top of ur skull n ur hands n feet,” one of the alleged texts read.

Another read, “I’d make sushi outta ur kidneys n chopsticks outta ur hand bones,” according to police.

That’s more than 500 texts a day.

Police noted in her arrest record that she showed signs of mental illness.

Well, duh.


  1. fillyjonk »

    7 January 2019 · 10:53 am

    Three thoughts on this:

    1. Am slightly surprised she knows the word “fascia” (the fibrous sheath around muscles) given the syntax of the rest of the text printed there.

    2. I worry about being “needy” but….maybe I’m not so needy after all. (I’d text a guy twice – no response to either, I’d assume he “wasn’t that into me” and just let it drop. And I wouldn’t talk about making sushi out of his body parts in either text.)

    3. This is the kinda thing that makes me go “online dating, not even once” and contemplate how many cats I need to consider acquiring.

  2. McGehee »

    7 January 2019 · 12:47 pm

    I will say this and leave it at that: realizing a girl not only wasn’t returning my calls, but wasn’t going to, did actually make it easier to stop trying, in a way.

    Being mortally depressed and drowning in a sea of adolescent hormones made my innate dislike of talking on the phone just strong enough to win the battle.

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