They keep hounding him

But then, that’s all they know how to do, suggests Jonah Goldberg:

Dogs — and animals generally — are among the few things that bridge the partisan divide. Tragedies are a partisan affair. If someone dies in a hurricane or shooting, there’s a mad rush to score political points. Last week, a lovely young woman, Bre Payton, died from a sudden illness, and a bunch of ghouls mocked or celebrated her demise because she was a conservative.

Even babies can be controversial since babies can touch various nerves, from abortion politics to the apparent scourge of “misgendering” newborns.

But dogs are largely immune to political ugliness. The angriest complaints I get about my dog tweets — from people on both the left and right — are that I’m wasting apparently scarce resources on dogs when I could be expressing my anger about whatever outrage the complainers demand I be outraged about.

This is one of the reasons I love dogs. Because it is an occupational hazard in my line of work to be constantly drenched in the muck of politics, dogs are a safe harbor. They don’t care about political correctness. They don’t want to Make America Great Again or join the “resistance.” They just want to pursue doggie goodness as they see it.

To which I say: “Woof.”

2 comments

  1. McGehee »

    7 January 2019 · 11:27 pm

    The world will end within a decade of somebody successfully breeding the American Wokehound.

  2. hollyh »

    8 January 2019 · 8:18 am

    Yes, everyone should have a couple (or more) pets. I heard this morning that there are robotic pets at the CE show, and that prickles my Black Mirror reflex. As with robotic sex dolls, there is something deeply flawed about interacting with a machine instead of a living breathing entity. There’s something important about being NEEDED, for more than just your wall outlet.

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