But then drug syringes are not migratory

Only you, Florida Man:

A Florida man denied syringes were his after jail officials found them in his rectum during a strip search.

Wesley Scott, 40, was arrested on Friday on an outstanding warrant charging him with drug possession.

According to WPLG, when Scott was searched at the jail, officers found three syringes inside his rectum.

Scott claimed he found the syringes and they were not his, although he did not explain how they ended up in his buttocks.

Storing them for safekeeping, was he?

3 comments »

  1. fillyjonk »

    13 January 2019 · 8:34 pm

    Of all the places I wouldn’t want a syringe….well, that’s pretty damned high on the list. (As a woman, there’s another place even higher on my list of No That Would Not Go There, but I’m assuming he need not worry about that.)

    Just reading that story makes me involuntarily….contract.

    (I’m guessing “I’m just holding ’em for a friend” wouldn’t fly here)

  2. Dan T. »

    13 January 2019 · 8:35 pm

    Rectum? I never even used ’em!

  3. McGehee »

    13 January 2019 · 9:56 pm

    He can’t explain how they got there because he was distracted wondering what happened to the other two.

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