If you’re new to this — and how could you have missed it after twelve years and odd? — what we do here is examine the search strings that bring people to this site, and publish the sillier ones. It’s as much fun as you think, maybe even less.
mary’s parents bought her a used bicycle for her birthday. she was thrilled until she learned that her best friend received a brand new bicycle to celebrate ground hog day. mary’s declining satisfaction illustrates: The perils of an envy-based economy.
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bimbo milf porn: Maintenance drug for toxic masculinity.
hebephilia copypasta: One eventually tires of bimbo milf porn.
a savings account compounds interest, at a rate of 25%, once a year. eve puts $500 in the account as the principal. how can eve set up a function to track the amount of money she has? Never mind that. Where the hell can I get an account that pays 25 percent a year with a minimum deposit of $500?
glados fast gibberish slowed down: Yeah, like slow gibberish is better.
morgan fairchild tits: Last I heard, there were two.
if the purpose of this paragraph is to persuade readers to eat tortillas: Hard to make a proper taco without them.
u ever think about how the year 3000 is literally 81 years away: I think it’s horribly unfair that we skip over the year 2525 entirely.
transition klunker craigslist: And you wanted to go car shopping there?
is yellowstone gonna blow: Let’s hope it’s otherwise a slow news day.
doody calls: At least they don’t call collect.