Gimme, gimme

As a rule, anyone who demands a service that’s “totally free” is at best a deadbeat, and you don’t want to know what they are at worst, though this one out of the Quora queue is not hard to quantify:

Where can I get a totally free, no sign up no credit card psychic reading which is accurate?

Through “reading,” it’s just your average worthless layabout. But once you get to “which is accurate,” you have to add “stupid” into the mix.


  1. McGehee »

    3 February 2019 · 12:23 am

    “From me, and also nowhere.”

  2. hollyh »

    4 February 2019 · 8:26 am

    So, Facebook and google aren’t totally free?

    (ha, JK)

  3. CGHill »

    4 February 2019 · 6:02 pm

    I’ve asked a few people bandying about this “totally free” stuff if they’d pay $9.95 a month for a version of Facebook that didn’t rely on selling their personal information. So far, no takers.

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