Strange search-engine queries (680)

Monday, Monday. So good to you, because you get to read another collection of slightly-off search strings that somehow pointed these poor folks to this very site. (Perhaps not so good to me, since I have to compile them.)

shoshanna and jackson work in the same company and have the same immediate supervisor:  And God forbid they should start dating. (Fishing off the company pier isn’t always wise.)

NO CANDY HEARTS:  Yes, Mom. Can I go outside?

ancient smut:  You know, that Hatshepsut had a nice rack.

nagelandsex:  That lets out Hatshepsut. She’s an Egyptian!

edm drop vocals hooks screams and shouts:  And that’s just the first eight bars.

nudist blog:  Be warned, this is not one of them.

@sentientjessica:  She’s kidding — I think.

ssl_error_bad_mac_read:  McDonald’s has yet to roll out the Bad Mac nationally. You waited for McRib, you’ll wait for this.

invisible girl movie:  Not seen yet.

google ad wrods:  Like “Ad Words,” but not constricted by such dubious qualities as “correct spelling.”

judge jeanine cleavage:  Never knew that was her last name.

the money collected from selling bacon at a butcher store is given by the function f(x) = 3.55x – 4, where f(x) is the sales revenue in dollars and x is the number of customers visiting the store each day. if {17, 21, 24, 34} customers visited over four days, what is the income from bacon sales each day?  Greatly appreciated. Cherished, even.


  1. McGehee »

    11 February 2019 · 6:35 am

    what is the income from bacon sales each day?

    Limited only by supply, alas.

  2. Dan T. »

    11 February 2019 · 7:05 am

    Like with bananas in 1923 (according to a song now out of copyright), people did have to deal with the absence of the candy hearts (presaged by a song still in copyright) this year; the company that made the awful-tasting things with sappy slogans on them that were around for the last century or two went bankrupt and the new owners didn’t manage to gear up for production in time, hence a temporary absence as happened with Hostess Twinkies a few years ago. They’ll be back next year.

  3. CGHill »

    11 February 2019 · 10:04 am

    We’ll see if they have Necco wafers by then.

  4. The Other McCain »

    12 February 2019 · 7:45 am

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