Down to earth

Early in 3rd Rock from the Sun, the results of a competition:

Dick: Sally, I want you to observe her, find out what women on this planet do.

Sally: Why can’t Harry do it?

Dick: Because you’re the woman.

Sally: That brings up a very good question: why am I the woman?

Dick: Because you lost.

And so the pseudonymous “Sally Solomon,” a highly trained, decorated, combat specialist and military tactician, became, for purposes of this mission, a woman. And she didn’t much care for it — at first.

Kristen Johnston, an accomplished stage actress, really wanted that part on 3rd Rock, and won two Emmy Awards for her six seasons of work.

Kristen Johnston on the red carpet

She has worked steadily since, most recently in the CBS sitcom Mom.

Kristen Johnston for satellite radio

This latter shot perhaps needs some explanation. Around 1988, still a struggling starlet, so to speak, Johnston did a fashion shoot for Los Angeles magazine; I don’t quite remember what the concept was supposed to have been, but there she is without her head, and still better-looking than, say, Celty Sturluson.

Kristen Johnston from the neck down

In this clip, she explains her role in Mom:

Yeah, she’s put on a few kilograms. She used to drink heavily, but quit; she’s been fighting lupus for the last five years. Life can be like that sometimes.

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