Make mine decaf

Carol, honey, you know I adore you, but … nope. Or maybe NOPE, in those big stone letters they used to use to promote Hollywood blockbusters like Ben-Hur.

On second thought, this might be a great idea — for Starbucks founder Howard Schultz.

5 comments »

  1. fillyjonk »

    6 March 2019 · 10:57 am

    She’s contracted the same disease Gwyneth Paltrow has, and that I suspect Dr. Oz of being a carrier of :(

  2. McGehee »

    6 March 2019 · 12:08 pm

    First they start selling coffee made from… let’s call them previously digested coffee beans, and now this.

    Coffee hipsters seem to have a fixation.

  3. Dan T. »

    6 March 2019 · 8:22 pm

    With friends like these, who needs enemas?

  4. nightfly »

    7 March 2019 · 9:48 am

  5. Rob O'Hara »

    10 March 2019 · 11:13 pm

    If you thought McDonald’s coffee was too hot before…

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