Strange search-engine queries (684)

We had one hour less to collect data this week. Do keep that in mind, wouldja please?

my little pony my little pony friendship is magic pony wedding figure princess cadance:  Make sure you get the genuine Cadance, not the one that’s a giant bug in disguise.

gazeth:  Been there, done that, eyes glazeth over.

dusk rundle mall:  Got to be faster than Lotus Notes.

didn’t ed roberts own the rights to altair basic since it was developed on his dime?  This is 2019. You might as well ask for trilobite blueprints.

“sr22” -ruger -rifle -cirrus:  So, insurance then?

flying jizz:  Probably better than drizzling it, you know.

lewd ascii:  You should see what they’re doing with Unicode these days.

anime girl with invisible hands:  Who knew there was a manga, and a gender-swapped manga at that, about Adam Smith?

define hoplophobe:  Someone who believes that only government officials and criminals should possess firearms.

experimental monorail tracks bronx 1910:  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez would not approve.

how to remove tinder shadowban:  I have no idea, but I assume it involves swiping.

are there ipads left in stock:  Probably. Can we interest you in a Microsoft Surface?


  1. Dan T. »

    11 March 2019 · 7:51 am

    Due to copyright term extensions, the copyright on that original Micro$oft BASIC from 1975 won’t expire until January 1, 2071.

    If you have a tokenized file from it lying around, this might help you decode it:

    Lots of other tokenized BASICs:

  2. The Other McCain »

    12 March 2019 · 7:53 am

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