Strange search-engine queries (689)

Don’t worry, your tax return isn’t late. Yet. And while you ponder the ramifications thereof, we’ll kill some time with some of the search strings sitting over there in the bin.

tonsf money:  It’s like “tons of money,” except that it really isn’t.

pencilneck recommends internet profits:  I remember when the Motley Fool used to do this.

silver daddy e:  Used to be “daddy o,” but age takes its toll.

grams grave groove:  GFY.

gfy meaning:  Well, it’s not “Google for yourself.”

colossal cave was formed years ago by underground running water. today, it is the home to many animals, like bats. these interactions are an example of:  I didn’t think there were all that many animals like bats.

legitish:  Slightly less emphatic than “seems legit.”

you jizz:  YouTube doesn’t admit to its existence.

sembling:  Do it again and you’re resembling.

the queen’s publicists chose annie leibovitz to shoot the queen because they wanted to:  Get Chuck up on the throne before he becomes senile.

klipspringer thermometers:  A more salable name than “dik-dik.”

“paypal cash plus”:  Based on the primitive advertising notion that everyone’s favorite word is “cash.”


  1. fillyjonk »

    15 April 2019 · 7:27 am

    “tonsf money” = “money af”?

  2. Dan T. »

    15 April 2019 · 7:36 am

    When going into Colossal Cave for an adventure, be sure to first GET LAMP.

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