Hold your dung, knave

We got your penumbra right here, pal:

San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors rejected a permit for an apartment building that would have included 15 below-market units, because on the longest day of the year, it would have cast a shadow over about 18 percent of a nearby park — for just about 100 minutes.

“Below-market” units? In San Francisco? Why, the townsfolk will never stand for it.

They will, however, contort themselves silly for this:

And if you look at this special map of San Francisco, printed in Forbes, you can see all of the more than 100,000 instances of reported findings of human feces in public since 2001, most likely by some of the city’s 7,500 or [so] homeless residents. Because of the concentration of incidents in certain areas, you can see the phenomenon casting some shadows of its own.

They’d rather you take a dump on any random street than take one upstairs on Folsom Street.

1 comment

  1. fillyjonk »

    20 April 2019 · 5:48 pm

    Dang, you’d think they were C. freaking Montgomery Burns or something.

    (Though the Board of Supervisors were probably the real Mr. Burns all along here)

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