In between two messages from Walgreens — there are only two possible messages from Walgreens, either “Your prescriptions are ready” or “Your prescriptions are not ready” — I found this item obviously intended for someone else:
Genevieve, your appointment with 104th Family Dental is at 4:00 PM on Tuesday, May 7, 2019. We’re excited to see you!
The name, of course, refers to the location: 1144 Southwest 104th Street. Dr Wendy Holder is in charge. I don’t know if I’d want to have dental work that close to dinnertime, but hey, I’m not Genevieve.
Oh, and Walgreens pulled a Heisenberg on me: I have four prescriptions pending, and they’ve filled two.