Strange search-engine queries (693)

Idly wondering whether I can sign up DuckDuckGo as a sponsor for this feature, since they’re the only search engine of any size that’s never had anyone’s searches land on this page.

biñg:  Spanish for “bing.”

suzanne the plans they made:  Okay, let’s put an end to that right now.

Richard gene Angell mexico computer circuit board designer:  Just in case you thought all these folks were in China.

you’re darn tootin we like fig newtons:  Which would still work as a slogan, except now that other fruits are available.

typical theme parks are opryland and disneyland, areas set aside just for:  Separating tourists from their dollars.

by the _____, 35,000 people had been lobotomized in the united states:  The Washington Post.

suppose ford, gm, and dodge make the majority of pick-up trucks sold in the united states if they all sell for approximately the same price, and ford offers a $2,000 rebate on new truck sales, what can ford expect to see?  Ram and the General doing likewise.

ryan opens a bank account with $50:  After fees and service charges, he has about $26.50.

brenda is always ready with a story to tell about performance in her area. unfortunately, brenda sometimes leaves out important facts and makes statements that cannot be corroborated. brenda is delivering:  What is generally expected of a White House press secretary.

loren grey jerk off challenge:  It’s enough to make you miss Circus of the Stars.

8866128975287528:  Proposed spending in the next Congressional budget.

i’m gonna whip somebody’s duck:  Not having the temerity to whip his ass.

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