There was a guy on Quora Saturday night who wanted to know what the most unlikely Google search might be. I should have just given him this link.
count the time in quarter tones to ten: I’ll get right on it, probably around twenty-five or -six to four.
walmart 28214: Yeah, there’s probably a Walmart in Charlotte.
reese witherspoon the man in the moon swimming: Finally, a subtle(ish) request for nudes. (Yes, she, or at least a body double, was skinny-dipping.)
movie clothing database: Query: what Reese Witherspoon was wearing in that swimming scene.
pick on someone your own Calibur: Or, since you’ve almost certainly lost it, your ex-Calibur.
Juan is an ardent environmentalist and the sole supporter of two children. He found out that his: Congressman is pushing for a bill to reduce family size because of “climate change,” and therefore one of the kids has to go.
chintziness: A quality which Congress fears. Dreads, even.
pervy sloth meme: Fingered by three toes. Fascinating.
choctaw ridge song: Where the hell were you last week, on the third of June?
warner bros ball cap: See if you can find one with the old logo.
black and decker vacuum: I have one, and frankly, it sucks.