Whizzing down to Circle K

Let me rephrase that. Florida Man here was whizzing on Circle K:

A naked Florida man couldn’t be bothered to mind his pees and Qs.

“There’s a man out here butt naked!” exclaimed a woman speaking to a 911 operator after witnessing a man wearing nothing but his birthday suit attempt to enter a convenience store several days ago.

When the 911 technician asked if the man was sporting any weapons, the caller stated, “No, he is like nude. Nude. He’s very nude!”

Employees at the Daytona Beach Circle K locked the store so he couldn’t enter. That’s when he allegedly began urinating on the doors, according to TV station WESH.

Cops in the area quickly responded, but that’s when the nude, lewd dude reportedly turned his attention on the officers by allegedly trying to “sling urine” on them.

Man, that’s some serious body control, if he can actually sling the stuff.

The police addressed the issue by covering him with Mace.

2 comments »

  1. fillyjonk »

    11 June 2019 · 1:15 pm

    Lemme guess: “Alcohol was believed to be involved”

  2. CGHill »

    11 June 2019 · 4:06 pm

    It probably made up a hefty proportion of the, um, propelled liquid.

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