Okay, “man” might be stretching it for a 16-year-old:
This 16-year-old’s excuse for going 170 km/h in a Camaro? “Too many hot wings & needed a bathroom”. Fined $966 for speeding + $203 for driving w/o a supervising driver. Absolutely #noexcuses for that kind of speed. #rcmpmb pic.twitter.com/oXe78AAUgc
— RCMP Manitoba (@rcmpmb) June 6, 2019
Although Dave Schuler demurs ever so slightly:
Offhand I suspect he was probably worse off after having gone to the bathroom.
No, don’t go there.