And for God’s sake. don’t get near his nuts:
WOW. One arrested, one sought by @LimestoneCoSO accused of keeping an “attack squirrel” inside apt, feeding it meth to keep it aggressive.
The squirrel was inside a cage, and released by deputies.
— Lindsey Connell WAFF (@Lindseyreporter) June 18, 2019
Now there’s a phrase to sum up this century so far: “There was no safe way to test the squirrel for meth.”
And inevitably, the squirrel now has a Twitter account.