The sky’s the limit, sort of

But the line has to be drawn somewhere:

“Airbeese,” apparently, is the plural form of Airbus. But that’s not the weird part:

A running gag that stretched over two days and almost $13 billion in airplane orders briefly cost a chief executive officer his platinum American Express card.

Air Lease Corp. kicked off the Paris Air Show with a 100-jet deal from Airbus SE and some banter from John Plueger, the lessor’s chief executive officer. He stopped the press conference just before the traditional contract signing, reaching into his pocket and interrupting Airbus’s chief salesman, Christian Scherer.

“Actually Christian, my CFO authorized me to give you the American Express,” Plueger said, pulling out his platinum card and triggering flashes of photographers and camera phones from the roomful of journalists.

“We had to increase the limits quite a bit,” he quipped, with Scherer holding up another corner of the card as they posed for a photo.

But the man’s aspirations went beyond Airbeese:

A day later in front of Boeing’s sales chief, Plueger was asked how he intended to finance the five Boeing Co. 787-9 Dreamliners that Air Lease had ordered minutes earlier. Alas, he said, he’d had to cancel his AmEx the day before because photos of his appearance with Scherer captured the card’s number.

And for all you desperate social climbers out there: thirteen billion dollars, and he still doesn’t have the Black Card.

(Via Fark.)

3 comments

  1. fillyjonk »

    21 June 2019 · 6:55 am

    we hate those Airbeeses to pieces?

  2. nightfly »

    21 June 2019 · 12:46 pm

    This is why you keep one of those fake cardboard cards around to use as a prop for jokes like this.

  3. CGHill »

    21 June 2019 · 6:20 pm

    I’m sure the people who supply Giant Checks are already on it.

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