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You have to wonder what this dude was thinking:

A man urinating off a bridge in Berlin has caused a number of injuries, according to the Berlin Fire Department. The unidentified man urinated from the low lying Jannowitz Bridge onto a tourist boat on Friday evening.

A number of people on board the boat jumped up in surprise, hitting their heads as the boat passed under the bridge. Four people were taken to hospital by ambulance with head lacerations.

The last time this sort of thing was at all funny was in the Critic section of Mel Brooks’ History of the World, Part I.

One person wrote on Twitter: “The animals in the zoo behave better.”

And probably got suspended for criticizing the little creep.

4 comments »

  1. fillyjonk »

    24 June 2019 · 6:58 pm

    Well, at least it was just pee. I remember a time when some teens – clearly with not enough to do or parental supervision – were throwing rocks off overpasses in Michigan.

    (When I first saw “injured by a man urinating off a bridge” I thought, man, those must have been some hellacious kidney stones…)

  2. McGehee »

    24 June 2019 · 9:26 pm

    Either that or his … nozzle was longer than standard.

  3. Roger O Green »

    25 June 2019 · 5:41 am

    I haven’t seen History of the World, Part 1 since it first came out. I loved the Mel Brooks movies prior to that, but I recall being bored with all the pissing jokes in it.

  4. CGHill »

    25 June 2019 · 11:35 am

    “I rise below vulgarity,” said Mad Mel.

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