sadist satirist Jim Treacher predicts that our 46th President will be, um, Marianne Williamson, and here are some reasons why:
1. She can dance. Remember who the Dems nominated in 2016? Remember her dancing?
Which would be a good argument for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as #47. Juat saying.
2. She says lots of things that connect with the American people.
And this is where we came in:
3. She’s hot. Marianne Williamson isn’t just hot for a 66-year-old woman, she’s just plain hot-hot. Have we ever really had a hot president? I know a lot of people said this guy, but I never saw it. No offense to President Trump, but Marianne is way hotter. Time for an upgrade!
Said she in Healing the Soul of America (1997):
It is a task of our generation to recreate the American politeia, to awaken from our culture of distraction and re-engage the process of democracy with soulfulness and hope. Yes, we see there are problems in the world. But we believe in a universal force that, when activated by the human heart, has the power to make all things right. Such is the divine authority of love: to renew the heart, renew the nations, and ultimately, renew the world.
Number 4, Jim: she can use words like “politeia” and not sound ridiculous.
A brief meditation (not quite 4:30):
(Title courtesy of the 4 Seasons.)