How to compete with Florida

You have to do things not even Florida Man has dreamed of:

I can’t argue with TLO’s Patrick:

Oklahoma has its faults, but at least you can drive around with a rattlesnake in the back seat and a canister of uranium in your cup holder and not violate any laws. We’re like the Wild West, I guess.

Now, about that whiskey…

4 comments »

  1. McGehee »

    12 July 2019 · 11:27 am

    “We were somewhere around Guthrie, on the edge of the OKC metro area, when the radiation sickness began to take hold.”

  2. CGHill »

    12 July 2019 · 11:44 am

    Took over rapidly, I’d bet.

  3. L. Beau Macaroni »

    12 July 2019 · 2:42 pm

    Quote from the linked story: Stephen Jennings is charged with possession of a stolen vehicle, transporting an open container of liquor, operating a vehicle with a suspended license, and failure to carry security verification form. Rachael Rivera is charged with possession of a firearm after a former felony conviction.

    Oklahoma Couple > Florida Man.

    So then, Florida couples, the ball is in your court. Can you top this?

  4. fillyjonk »

    12 July 2019 · 3:43 pm

    What alarms me is not the rattlesnake – which you can pick up if you know how and know where to look – but where the frack did they get URANIUM?

    I mean, given the annual paperwork I have to fill out for stuff like sodium hydroxide and silver nitrate and the like. (I guess the answer is “it’s easier if you don’t follow the rules”)

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