In case you missed this before — I am told that this is possible — what we do here is take a look at what people were looking for on the Web, on the off-chance that they managed to get here with those searches. As always, there is no wagering.
Android Quicksearch Box: Google by another name.
defending mary sues: Not to worry; they all manage to take care of themselves.
Liviu Mircea and Tiberiu Oproiu from the Astronomic Observatory Institute in Cluj, Romania: I bet you won’t find them trying to storm Area 51.
unstupefied: Your status after staying off social media for a week.
zillowy: Description of a real-estate market whose prices are inexplicable.
zillionths: Percentage of the federal deficit addressed by Congress.
laugher curve: A device used to estimate that deficit.
bill gates blue screen: Even he gets them, or so it seems.
paul savage purchased a restaurant named burger haven from larry jones. the purchase would cause the number of reporting entities to: Remain exactly the same, to the dismay of the Health Department.
wallternatives: Like, for instance, a portable room divider.
primejailbait closing: And a million hands are withdrawn from a million pairs of pants.