Takes one to know one

Putting a question mark after something does not make it a question: Car parked on street with expired tags?

He wishes to make a complaint:

This car has been parked on the street and hasn’t moved in months. Tags say 5/19. I notified the police and the mayor and nothing has been done about it. Seems like they don’t want to bother with this vehicle despite them being anal about quality of life. Didn’t know of any other way to enforce this issue so I posted it to Facebook and still nothing is done.

Dial back a few weeks, and you have an obvious “Sphincter says what?” “God damn it, I’m going to enforce something!”

At no time does he say that this Dodge Veg-O-Matic is blocking traffic or access, or that in any way it inconveniences him. He just wants it gone, and if he has to summon the minions of the Zuckerborg Hive Mind, well, so be it.

If I owned this vehicle, I think I’d come by at random intervals and move it a couple of feet closer to his driveway.


  1. fillyjonk »

    17 July 2019 · 7:03 am

    And I presume the dude who owned the car didn’t leave the stereo booming at “11.”

    I don’t think I’d even NOTICE a car parked somewhere with an expired tag. Dude needs a (different) hobby.

  2. McGehee »

    17 July 2019 · 8:14 am

    How did Mr. Complainant manage not to move into a neighborhood with an HOA he could conquer and mold to his design?

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