Absolute zero in real life

And deservedly so: How can I get a list of all those ladies, known and unknown, who fantasize about me? I am a 38-year-old attractive, athletic male.

Had there been any in the first place, they’d have bailed on him the moment they read that.


  1. Daisy Azuras »

    19 July 2019 · 6:20 pm

    Lol I thought this was going to be a scientific article about reaching absolute zero here on earth.

  2. fillyjonk »

    19 July 2019 · 6:31 pm

    “That’s not how it works. That’s not how ANY of this works”

  3. The Other McCain »

    20 July 2019 · 1:19 am

    In The Mailbox: 07.19.19

    […] Dustbury: Absolute Zero In Real Life […]

  4. Brian J. »

    20 July 2019 · 3:21 pm

    Three words: Pher O Mones.

    Scientifically proven to be so effective that the FDA only allows them to advertise in small blocks in the back of magazines.

    Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

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