This bit of shtick should be familiar to most of you by now: we look at the search strings that brought people here, and we stare in disbelief at some of them.
intro reprise: And you skipped over most of the piece, but what the heck.
VENT168: You’d think I’d be #1 for this.
is shoes for africa legitimate: I don’t know that many Africans personally, but they all wear shoes.
kerry on: There are scores of wayward sons out there.
rule 34 ragdoll: Andy and Ann are flinching over there in the corner.
dreggiest: You know where Sinatra sings “From the brim to the dregs”? This is the farthest from the brim.
rebecca black tongue: Not on the first date, Bunkie.
@fmail: Like Gmail, but fewer filters.
fünfundfünfzig: “I can’t drive that,” insists Sammy.
eyes glued to the screen: Among other things, this makes cleaning more difficult than it needs to be.
sierra madre tattler: They could, but they don’t have to show you any stinking badges.
futilitarianism: I just hope they weren’t actually looking for “futanari.”