Truly a dunderhead [warning: autostart video]:
Police are seeking a woman who they say urinated on potatoes at a Walmart in western Pennsylvania.
West Mifflin police posted surveillance photos on their Twitter account. It is not known when the incident took place.
— West Mifflin Police (@WestMifflinPD) July 25, 2019
A Walmart representative told WPXI-TV an employee saw what the woman was doing.
In a statement, Walmart told the station it “it immediately disposed of the affected products and sanitized the area.”
I suppose it would be unkind to ask if she had been standing up at the time.
A woman suspected of urinating on the potatoes at a Pittsburgh-area Walmart has turned herself in, reports CBS News. The woman was charged with criminal mischief, open lewdness, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness.
Adds CBS, helpfully: “The bin of potatoes was at ground level.”