Some people live in constant dread that somebody, somewhere, knows what you’re Gooogling (or occasionally Binging) for. There are two things they need to remember: we give far less of a damn than you think, and your mom knew about your prurient interests before you turned 15.
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repair mazda 4EC-AT: They don’t repair transmissions anymore. They just snap in a new one and send you the bill.
mispronounced oklahoma towns: Well, they usually get Tulsa right. And Hooker.
undear: A good beginning for the salutation of a nasty letter. Close with “Worst regards.”
sawiro jacayl oo qurux badan: An incantation for dispelling the eels in your hovercraft.
are they ill tempered: You’re goddamn right they are.
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yokeldom: How those Yankees characterize governance in the South.
tweetier: You’ll have to ask Sylvester about that.
yuja wang bikini: Probably not at work. Piano benches are often cold.
willie worker put in 42 hours last week at the widget factory. his base pay is $8.00 per hour, and he gets time-and-a-half for any hours beyond 40. use method 2: Get Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on the phone.
smutty primejailbait: I suspect the modifier is redundant.