Third time’s the charm

Once upon a time, there was a woman who took the name Jasmine Tridevil, and she claimed that through the miracle of cosmetic surgery, she had gained a third breast. (In the interest of aesthetics, all three were in a row, rather than, for example, two up and one down.) Eventually she was Snopesed into oblivion, and that would seem to have been the end of that.

Except that (1) the spotlight continued to call, and (2) why the hell not? So she’s decided to make the hoax into reality:

The more I thought about it, the sillier it sounded. And yet I kept asking myself: “What would be so horrible if she did have an, um, expanded rack?”

So what-the-hell mode kicked in. I figure I’ve gotten four posts from this poor girl and her obsession already; the least I can do is to be supportive.

3 comments

  1. fillyjonk »

    11 August 2019 · 6:18 pm

    I seem to remember someone once opining if we were to have a third one of those, it should be on our BACKS, and then men might be more interested in couple’s close-dancing.

    And no, I don’t think it would make sleeping a problem. I am a stomach-sleeper and have never noticed any issues caused by “the junk up front”

  2. Francis w. Porretto »

    12 August 2019 · 11:24 am

    Is Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon 6, applauding wildly or laughing up her sleeve?

  3. CGHill »

    12 August 2019 · 11:58 am

    For her to be really enthusiastic, she’d have to be able to collect royalties from the newcomer.

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