Strange search-engine queries (706)

If you’ve seen this before, well, you’re seeing it again: search strings that lead here are compiled each week, and we hope we find a dozen or so worth mentioning.

literotica swiftonsecurity:  Now that I have to see.

child winters wilkins daniels conder mills & boon loves … big sky standoff girl behind the scandalous reputation a bride for the boss the italian playboys secret son:  That, maybe not so much.

Mazda 626 all power goes off and hold indicator flashes:  And here you are, praying for a solution that costs nothing. Not gonna happen.

rosa blasi jock itch:  I do hope she doesn’t suffer from that.

bizatch:  A beyotch with an MBA.

are prunes in dr pepper:  No. If they did, they’d sell it as a medical supplement and jack up the price.

lipping off:  If you think I do that now, you should have seen me when I was a kid.

viagra spokesmodels:  The customers need all the help they can get.

t mobile jingle ringtone:  Must be some Sprint guy getting ready for the merger.

breastwise:  Amazingly, not an actual women’s magazine.

brenda is disappointed in the low ________________ of the book, “and then there were ten”:  Readability?

meredith vieira sexy legs in heels steping on men:  Pass, unless one of them is Matt Lauer.

1 comment »

  1. CGHill »

    13 August 2019 · 8:07 am

    Acrually, I remember some sort of T-Mobile jingle. Or jangle. Or something like that.

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