I normally don’t spend a lot of time here on the subject of Britney Spears, but inasmuch as a lot of other blogs do, the opportunity occasionally arises to point to something one of them said.
It’s been reported that medics at the hospital have classified Britney Spears as ‘GD’ or Gravely Disabled, which allows them to keep Britney against her will.
Seeing Britney Spears described as Gravely Disabled by expert professionals might look incredibly shocking, but don’t worry Gravely Disabled is actually two or three notches up from Wanting To Marry Kevin Federline, so at least we can presume that Britney Spears is on the up and up.
Twenty years ago I did my own stint in the Home for the Bewildered. If I learned anything from the experience and who says I have? it’s that being the center of attention has more drawbacks than delights. I have sought the shadows ever since. (Yes, I’m on display here, sort of, but I have more or less effective control of the narrative, something that’s seldom said of anyone regularly mentioned on TMZ.)
And when you get right down to it, if thirty years down the pike someone asks “Whatever happened to Britney Spears?” there are basically two possible answers: one involves settling down in some place like Tangipahoa Parish, and the other involves being laid to rest in some place like Forest Lawn. For some folks, it’s not as easy a call as you might think.